Okay, 10 signs that I am a Twitter addict okay. Are you happy now? I admit that I have a problem. Sheesh.
Sign number 1:You have trouble thinking of a number 1 because you had to log on to twitter one more time before you got into your post, sigh.
Sign number 2: You often attempt to see what’s up on Twitter real quick while doing dishes, even though this often results in a wet IPod.
Sign number 3: You try to be more productive so you delete your Twitter app. Yesterday I deleted my Twitter app and redownloaded it 5 times.
I never claimed to be a healthy minded person, people.
Sign number four:You ask hubs to please watch the kids so you can take a bath but once behind locked doors you tweet away for 20 minutes and end up taking a 5 minute shower instead. (That’s more eco friendly any right?)
Sign number 5:You log on because you remembered that you forgot to retweet someone, share a link, thank someone for a retweet or wish someone a Happy Birthday…only to get caught up in your time line with out doing so.
This obviously means logging back on 3 more times before you remember.
Sign number 6:Your children use the term “you know what I’m saying?” a lot because when you’re not tweeting online apparently you are tweeting IRL (in real life).
Sign number 7:You sleep with your IPod under your pillow, you say that’s for the alarm but your IPod is on mute so your late night tweeting doesn’t wake anyone up.
Do I really have to keep going? This is embarrassing….
Sign number 8: You not only know what a lurker is now…you are one. And not a very good one, your compulsive retweeting always gives you away.
Sign number 9:Your on the phone with your mom and during a lapse in the convo she asks if you are tweeting.
Your mom who doesn’t even own a computer now knows what Twitter is!
Sign number 10: You came up with ten signs that you have a twitter problem way,way too easily.
I know this looks bad but I am taking steps to get better.
I’ve hardly been on Twitter at all today. I won’t lie, It’s been rough and I may have paced around a bit talking nonsense for a good part of my morning.
Thankfully there is always Facebook and Tumblr to take the edge off a little bit….